Happy St. Patrick’s Day! I know there have been some very dramatic changes to all of our situations since my last post due to the coronavirus. Of course, I can only speak for my self, but I know that my state is like many others in their concerted efforts to slow the spread of COVID-19. Personally, I should be at an Irish pub right now drinking green beer with a hundred green-shirt jocks pretending to be Irish.

My state has closed schools for the foreseeable future and any gathering over 50 people is discouraged. People are encouraged to work from home and restaurants are being compelled to go to just delivery or take out.

Luckily this is only affecting my clients minimally so far. They may close Old Ironsides’ assisted living home to non-emergency visitors, so I may not be able to see her for a while. But on the whole, my clients have assured me that my services are more important than the toilet paper they can’t find anywhere. I am truly humbled.

What is currently affecting my services is the lack of cleaning supplies and paper towels. My Clorox Cleaner is AWOL and people are hoarding the paper towels because there is no toilet paper. I had no idea that so many people would be pooping themselves in the Apocalypse.

So take care of yourselves, and be sure to check on your neighbors and the elderly. I’ll be here doing what I’m doing, making the world a better place one cleaning joke at a time.

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